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Dec. 25th, 2009 @ 05:00 am December 25th
If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?
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Dec. 23rd, 2009 @ 05:00 am Christmas Plans
Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.
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Dec. 21st, 2009 @ 05:00 am Researcher Translation
A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely.
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Dec. 18th, 2009 @ 05:00 am Asshole
[Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer.  It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!'
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Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 05:00 am Abstraction
If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?
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Dec. 14th, 2009 @ 05:00 am Revolutionary
I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more?  Hint: it's the one that involves less work.
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